With all this extra stuff, I started making a Christmas wreath. So I thought at least. Until my whole family (one after the other) dropped by, peeking over my shoulder to see what I was doing, and asking: "Whazthat?"
"A wreath", I said."That's no wreath!", they would mumble, "That's two iron rings with things!"
"O.", I said (a bit pinny), "And why, in your (unsolicited) opinions, is it no wreath?""There is no greenery in it", they said.
No greenery. Mwah. There's bits of green related things in it (wood). I say it's a Christmas wreath. And in case you want to know: Here I explain how I got around to make the painted wooden Christmas baubles, for my own, personal Christmas wreath.