Then before I knew it they turned into mermaids. After a while I got a bit worried from the colour of their lips (BLUE!) but still: I could only tempt them out of the water by waving some chocolate at them. So now it's proven: Mermaids do eat chocolate.
Next thing I knew, the mermaids actually liked the idea of running around on two feet and magically turned into princesses wearing fake pearls. Of course I had to play the wicked witch trying to steal their treasures.
At the point when I almost, almost got hold of the forementioned treasures the princesses suddenly lost interest in all things materialistic and wanted me to be a maker of hot dogs which involves an elaborate procedure of rolling little-girls-pretending-to-be-sausages into a fluffy duvet blanket. Of course they don't lie still, like hotdogs normally do. At this point we got back to where we started from (see first picture). And we all fell into a deep, exhausted sleep.Oh...there was some thrifting, cake eating and barbecue-ing this weekend as well. Just perfect.